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this video on yahoo or msn news. Apparently the ideal wife is 5 years younger and 27% smarter. This actually makes a lot of sense. Women for the most part are smarter and the only thing that keep us men ahead is our life experience and massively powerful upper body strength. Therefore it's in our best interest as men to find younger women who don't know any better. For example, today is my girlfriend's 22nd birthday(I'm 26). Had we met when we were both 24-25 she'd know she was way too good looking and intelligent for me. Over the past two years I've been able to slowly been able to stunt her emotion maturation to the point where she believes it's acceptable for a 26yr old male to sleep in till noon most days, Monday night is a great night to drink, having custom built 36 pound mops is cool, and my obsession with her breasts is very, very normal.
She will of course someday realize that she is (at least) 27% smarter than me but by then I'm hoping I'll have knocked her up, she'll realize she's stuck with me and we'll live happily ever after. She'll balance the check book and invest our money because she knows its better to buy stock than a PS3 and I'll move heavy stuff because of my massive superior upper body strength. A natural arrangment as God intended it..
This is what she puts up with...
In other news, I've discovered I can save the bar a $1000 a year by buying my limes and lemons from Sam's Club. $1000 in limes, thats a lot of cash! Going to see what other cost I cut next week both at the bar and in my personal life. Also hopefully starting a new project next week, more news soon.
"Breast"?? Has she only got one, or is only one interesting (begging the questions, what is the other?)
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