Stupid Older Guys and Younger Smarter Girls Make Better Relationships

Found this video on yahoo or msn news.  Apparently the ideal wife is 5 years younger and 27% smarter.  This actually makes a lot of sense.  Women for the most part are smarter and the only thing that keep us men ahead is our life experience and massively powerful upper body strength.  Therefore it's in our best interest as men to find younger women who don't know any better.  For example, today is my girlfriend's 22nd birthday(I'm 26).  Had we met when we were both 24-25 she'd know she was way too good looking and intelligent for me.  Over the past two years I've been able to slowly been able to stunt her emotion maturation to the point where she believes it's acceptable for a 26yr old male to sleep in till noon most days, Monday night is a great night to drink, having custom built 36 pound mops is cool, and my obsession with her breasts is very, very normal.

She will of course someday realize that she is (at least) 27% smarter than me but by then I'm hoping I'll have knocked her up, she'll realize she's stuck with me and we'll live happily ever after.  She'll balance the check book and invest our money because she knows its better to buy stock than a PS3 and I'll move heavy stuff because of my massive superior upper body strength.  A natural arrangment as God intended it..

 

This is what she puts up with...

In other news, I've discovered I can save the bar a $1000 a year by buying my limes and lemons from Sam's Club.  $1000 in limes, thats a lot of cash!  Going to see what other cost I cut next week both at the bar and in my personal life.  Also hopefully starting a new project next week, more news soon.

The Power Of The Mop!

My productive week keeps getting better.  Got a lot done today for the business and am almost caught up.  Still lot on my list but almost there.  Used my mop again to clean the dance floor while I was waiting for orders today.  It's hard on my back but even harder on my forearms, just holding that thing makes them swell.  There were a few times today where my arms felt like if I continued to mop they'd just burst.  Good feeling.

I had my laptop at work this afternoon and while I was taking care of various things I watched Big Man Japan:

Freakin' weird man.  Fun sometimes but very strange.  I know the effects were poorly done on purpose but I haven't seen any movie from Japan that had what we would consider "good" stateside.  

I've got class to teach and work.

So much done, so much more to go

Looking back on the last two days I've got a lot done.  I got inventory done, called in orders, took care of a wire transfer, updated show details for a few shows I booked, few other business things I been meaning to get done, took my dog to the pet store and had his anal glands expressed (Yep you needed to know), and took Old Town Jerry to the hospital for an appointment. Still a lot to do this week but I feel like I got a lot done. 

Still way too much to do this week.  But if I can keep this pace up I can be caught up and then some by next week.  I wouldn't know what to do with myself it if that happened.

My girlfriend found a picture of me on the CSU rec center website from out jujitsu class in 2003.  It's bit crazy it's been 7 years since I started.  That was a long time ago.  My girlfriend was 14 my first year of college.  I'm robbing the craddle!  Or as she put it she's "robbing the grave."  As she matures so does her wit and me, slipping into senility am unable to respond quickly!  26 and I'm over the hill, maybe it makes sense I'm trying to retire by 30.

Speaking of which I took my sales sheet I use to track all my sales and expenses for Hodi's and modified it for home use.  From now on I'll start to use it to track how much money I make and how I spend it.  Hopefully it'll be helpful in reducing spending.

Well off to mop/workout, then Japanese, and finally work. 

Jujitsu started at CSU last night, class went well, although it was small.  Here's a pic of me about to be thrown by Banks Sensei few years ago