Oh dear God, The Power of Crystals Compels Us. A story today from dailycamera.com reports that police were called to an apartment complex after a resident had a suspicious package delivered to him. The resident not knowing what the hell it was threw it in the dumpster and called the cops. After "disarming" the box with a water disruption charge the police discovered crystals with electronics embedded in them. The energy crystals as they're called are meant to energize the user, in this case the guy who lived one apartment over.
This just goes to show you what fake hippie posers live in Boulder. Embedding man made electronics in crystals? Come on, anyone who knows anything about crystals know that the power of a naturally occurring crytal is infinitely more powerful than anything man made. That's like putting a firecracker on a atomic bomb. Did you hear a pop when it went off? I think not.
The police spokesperson called the package "harmless". No shit, a bunch of soiled crystals aren't only harmless, they're worthless. I bet that misguided hippie who ordered them goes to CU, probably even graduated from one of their science programs and is going to grad school to get his masters in bullshit.
This ladies and Gentlemen, is why I live in Fort Collins.
I remain
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